The Wrong Side of da Tracks
piss—on—me:

nativepeopleproblems:

Why “redskins” is not an acceptable team name.

Better attack Colbert for pointing it out the only way the public will listen

Am I the only one that thinks that is an acceptable team name and it would work?

piss—on—me:

nativepeopleproblems:

Why “redskins” is not an acceptable team name.

Better attack Colbert for pointing it out the only way the public will listen

Am I the only one that thinks that is an acceptable team name and it would work?

YES!

Awwwweh!
/randomly shows up on tumblr after 5 months away just to reblog some scoutcest

Awwwweh!

/randomly shows up on tumblr after 5 months away just to reblog some scoutcest

omg I was watching a Tyra video and accidentally paused on this.

omg I was watching a Tyra video and accidentally paused on this.

OMG I haven’t done one of these in so long

1) Sexuality?
Gay gay gay

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Mariah Carey because 1) She’s hella famous 2) She’s my idol and 3) I feel like she’d be fun to party with.


3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
"Several spore colonies can defend each other, making it less likely that a concentrated enemy attack will destroy any one colony."


4) What do you think about most?
It’s a tie between boys and self pity


5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
"I had the biggest fan-gasim opening it"


6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Underwear. I’m not sure which that counts as.


7) What’s your strangest talent?
Writing raps to Lil Kim beats.


8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)
Girls are fun for most of the month; Boys can’t relate to me most of the time.


9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
No but that would be soo cute


10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Probably the last time I listened to AFI


11) Do you have any strange phobias?
Talking on the phone, I guess. I used to be afraid of elevators but the cellphone changed that. (ironic)


12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
No but I thought that question was going in a totally different direction.
13) What’s your religion?
Mariahism


14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
Hastily going to my destination so I can get inside again. Or occasionally wandering around alone being deep n shit.


15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Behind


16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
For the sake of choosing an actual BAND, I’ll say No Doubt.


17) What was the last lie you told?
I don’t know.


18) Do you believe in karma?
Yes. But it’s not all about throwing a punch and getting one back.


19) What does your URL mean?
If you are on my tumblr, you’ve entered the ghetto.


20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
I think my greatest weakness is that I take what people say to heart too much. I often take things people say too literally. And when I like or idolize someone, I care a lot about their opinion on things. I also seek direction from other people.

On the other hand, I think my greatest strength is that I do my best to be me. My friend told me once that she thinks I’d be the same if I was a girl, and I think it’s true because I do me and not whatever I’m supposed to be.


21) Who is your celebrity crush?
That’s hard to choose but probably RICKYYY
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22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Nope


23) How do you vent your anger?
Listening to Lil Kim and Missy Elliott. Sometimes Khia if necessary.


24) Do you have a collection of anything?
CD’s. I have over a hundred, stopped counting..


25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
I really hate talking on the phone so I guess video chatting cause I only do it when I feel like it.


26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
In some ways.


27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
I hate phones ringing. It stressed me out for some reason. I love the facebook message sound cause it means someone wants to talk to me!


28) What’s your biggest “what if”?
What if I just never do anything with myself and time flies past me?


29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
Ghosts, no. Aliens, yes but I don’t know if I believe they’ve been to earth.


30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
Right: Headphones
Left: My phone


31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
The musty smell of my lair


32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
The employees only are of the Safeway I worked at. It was honestly disgusting and horrifying.


33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
WEST SIIIIIDE


34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
HyunA
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35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
To appreciate it.


36) Define Art.
True art is otherworldly.


37) Do you believe in luck?
Sort of.

38) What’s the weather like right now?
I’m too lazy to find out.


39) What time is it?
A lot o’clock


40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
No


41) What was the last book you read?
Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress. Shit that was over a year ago.. Herpderp.


42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
No


43) Do you have any nicknames?
Ben Benny Benji Benjamima Benqueesha Lida Noob B.jams B.dog BB Boo and many more


44) What was the last movie you saw?
Like Grains of Sand


45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
Hairline fracture.. yeah I’m hardcore


46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
I think I did once.. I for sure caught a moth once. It got black stuff on me
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47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
Big Brother, Sleeping Dogs, Nivea and Lil Kim


48) What’s your sexual orientation?
GAY GAY GAYG AYGA GAYGYAGYAGYAYGYGYAYYAGFYGYYAYYY


49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
If I have then I’m completely oblivious


50) Do you believe in magic?
No


51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
I intend to but I always forget what people do to me.. You could hit me in the face with a mallet and light me on fire and the next day I’d be like “hi! how are you?”


52) What is your astrological sign?
Pisces


53) Do you save money or spend it?
Save


54) What’s the last thing you purchased?
A coconut bar at work. (F*KING DELICIOUS)


55) Love or lust?
Love


56) In a relationship?
Nopee


57) How many relationships have you had?
Nooone


58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Noooooope


59) Where were you yesterday?
WORK


60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
The failed printing of a card I made for my friend


61) Are you wearing socks right now?
Nope


62) What’s your favorite animal?
Bunnies!


63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
Being oblivious apparently


64) Where is your best friend?
Idk but fuck I haven’t talked to her in forever this is wrong


65) Spit or swallow?(;
Does anyone really want to know?


66) What is your heritage?
Canada. My family is obviously from elsewhere but I’m not going to pretend that has cultured me in any way.


67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
Either playing Sleeping Dogs or working on some technoo


68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?
God


69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
DUHHH.


70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
In some ways.


71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Save the doogggg obvs. But I’d have to somehow know for sure it was drowning.


72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a) I’m not sure but I think I’d tell everyone so that I can say goodbye and say something meaningful to them
b) No clue. Probably blow all my money on something crazy.
c) Yes


73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
Love


74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXfi6c1-OwI


75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
8008
just kidding that’s just boob


76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
Chemistry


77) How can I win your heart?
Make me laugh


78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
Yes


79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
Have I ever made a good decision?


80) What size shoes do you wear?
8 to 9


81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
"Dis bitch was fly"


82) What is your favorite word?
Ghetto


83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
A heart..?


84) What is a saying you say a lot?
Check yoself before you wreck yoself.


85) What’s the last song you listened to?
Just Another Day by Queen Latifah


86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?
Turquoise


87) What is your current desktop picture?
A map of the world


88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
Justin Bieber. Not as much because of how I feel about him but because PEOPLE WON’T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HIM.


89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
Well I’m not going to say it!

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
At first I’d probably be frozen in fear, then I’d say something ghetto like “CAN I HELP Y’ALL?”
And if you think I’m joking, this is how I actually react to fear.


91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
Re-incarnation, because I don’t believe in it but I wish it existed.


92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Probably a time when me or a friend made a joke and we died laughing.


93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
idk, I’ve probably blocked it out already


94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
RICKYY I’MMA HOLLA AGAIN
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95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
South Korea


96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
I don’t think so.


97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
Not IN the car.. out the window yes.


98) Ever been on a plane?
Yes


99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
Don’t do things you’re supposed to do. Do things you should do.

i wonder what it’s like to be so good looking that people get nervous talking to you

I saw this guy on the bus today.. I’ve seen him before, and I realized that he was good looking, but I realized this time that he’s BEAUTIFUL. Like his face is cute but hot at the same time, and his eyes/EYELASHES look like a drawing, and his demeanor is so gentle and aeojrfijoeifjaeojfiejfjeifjeijfeijfiejfeoifoefaoufopaeroieurewirewuroewiruefijksjifjeireiwureiwuofjoejfiejsorjeirjsoifjeifjeojreijrs.

clubpenguindoneright:

WOW

Must reblog all Club Penguin

I JUST WATCHED LAN YU. SOMEONE HELP ME SORT MY FEELS. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. NO ONE’S EVEN READING THIS. DAMMIT.

Why do Asian boys always play with my mind?

fapping-scout:

I can’t get Scoutcest out of my mind

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fapping-scout:

I can’t get Scoutcest out of my mind

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